Marvelous, Delicious Brownies!
If it’s not one thing it’s another. Never, ever answer the phone when you’re taking a bath! I got the strangest phone call from the bank. I hope it’s not some sort of identity theft problem. Bob’s the one who does the checking, so I have to track him down now. I guess I’ll try his office then the building site. Or maybe the other way around. Well, I’m sure the VISA card works anyway. It had better! Tomorrow I have a day spa trip to Sisters planned with my Portland friends.
It was a lovely bath, though. Marvelously luxurious. Dreamy. Unfortunately, I kept thinking back to a odd event with Jennifer the other day. She had made some delicious brownies. As she was walking by, she said, “Oh, you have chocolate on your neck.” She held my arm, leaned in, and she licked it off!
I was revolted. I should have made her stop, but for some reason I let her finish. I was frozen. She let go, and I heard her heels go click, click, click. Even after the door opened and closed, I stood there for several moments. I was just so stunned. I don’t even think there was any chocolate on my neck. I’m a very careful eater.
Now I have to figure out how to let her know that it was completely inappropriate. I suppose she’s a lesbian, but who can tell anymore ever since Britney kissed Madonna on television?
Well, anyway, I’ve got to find Bob and get him to deal with this irritating bank problem.
September 27, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Holy shit.
September 27, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Sally, have you considered that since you were thinking of Jennifer while all naked and relaxed in the bath, that maybe it wasn’t revolting, so much as it was exhilirating? I’m concerned for you and Bob.
September 27, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Sally - you will HAVE to tell me which of Bend’s marvelous cosmetic surgeons did your cheekbones. They really are fantastic - and don’t you dare tell me they are natural!
I wouldn’t worry about Jennifer. Everyone knows that there aren’t any homosexuals in Bend. We’re like that country in China where that President with the funny name said they didn’t have any. And if they don’t we certainly don’t either!
September 27, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Sally - don’t lose focus. I want to know more about your take on the re market. I am thinking about buying an investment property up there and could use some help. I keep reading and please help out with a market overview in one of your next posts. As long as I am not to negative I am open for any type of investment. I also like cash back at closing.
September 27, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Sally how can I get instant equity in today’s RE market?
September 27, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Pay no attention to the blathering cromagnons above. A woman like you, a woman of class, need not ever address them. Like the homeless on the streets (in Redmond, not Bend, of course!), it’s better to pretend they are not even there and keep your head high. I’m in real estate too. Want to get together and talk shop over coffee?
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