Marvelous “Butte”!

Last month I hired a terrific assistant. Her name is Jennifer, and you’ll probably get her if you call my office number. She’s just 24, but she’s sharp as a whip. Really smart. She’s from Atlanta, so she has a sweet Southern accent. She practically drips honey when she talks! When the men hear her on the phone they are just dying to see her.

And what a looker! A cute little blond with everything pointing north. When I was in school, only a couple girls had bodies like that. Now it seems like they all do. I’m not sure why. They all work out, of course, and they have that growth hormone in the milk. If only we had had that!

We had an awkward moment when she interviewed. I almost didn’t hire her. She was new to the Northwest and she pronounced “Awbrey Butte” as “Awberry butt.” My eyes opened up big and wide. I explained her mistake and she was very embarrassed. I suppose it takes some time to learn all the new words. She didn’t even know what a Safeway was! She said they have “Publics” and “Piggly Wiggly” in Atlanta. No wonder she moved!

I was worried that she might dress too provocatively, but she has a smart sense of style. Really classy white blouses with gray skirts and jackets. Bob says that if she can’t sell the damned listings with those legs, no one can. In fact, she already sold a house in Northwest Crossing, and for an Awbrey Butte price!

I’m just tickled with her. I think you will be too!

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